Ahh, just like every lame-ass blog ... here's a year-end trip down memory lane ...

Yeah. I know ... When I'm tan, I do look like Geraldo's long lost daughter, er, I mean, wife.

Other things we discovered through WS.com and KAC.com ...

• In the name of charity, I put myself up for auction ... and one of my Internet stalkers called in a bid -- and won me. UGHGHGH!
  

• Ugh. Remember when I dated that idiot that got that stupid coffee maker for me? (I wrote that post and *had to brag* about him in because he was upset that I hadn't mentioned him on my blog. Blecch! "my boyfriend, my boyfriend, blaaahh!" I was too nice back then.


• Oh geez. This post about getting into The Mile High Club is wayyy too long.
  
  
• Blog Log. That's hot. So are the KAC readers on Blog Log (check them out, in the right-hand column). I just started that and need to add more readers to the community ... promise I will get to it soon!
  


• Ahh, remember when I thought it was a good thing to
  be in the Urban Dictionary? (It totally isn't, especially when your parents find that c$@p!)


• Oh. Never post dorky family stories -- or photos! Just some friendly blog advice. Ack!
  


• I still love this photo. :-)
  


• Yes. I really did fall outta SPANK's VIP area. Don't ask. Pfft.
  


• Remember the time I moved in with a guy, then wanted to shoot myself in the head? UGH! Stupid, Kelly, stupid
  
  
• My fascination with DC massage parlors. Eeek!
  


• Oh lord. Yes, I really had my hair cut off and bleached ... then I hung out with Philip Kaplan's Fucked Company groupies. ;-p
  


• X-calibre's post on the blog. Right before he got kicked off. I had dinner with him last night. That guy STILL likes to push my buttons!
  


• Oh, geesh! I was actually excited about gmail?! Dork alert! (But I am still using it.)
  
  

Yes, it's been twisted. But, what can I say? Attorneys love me. Then again ... so do pornstars.