It's not too late: You can still book Paris Hilton to host your NYE party (as if!)

So, I learned that Paris Hilton is outta work this New Year's Eve. What? Nobody wanted to skank in the new year? Aww. Too bad.

In other news ...

Some changes are coming in 2007 for the old KAC site, which will be down soon for a redesign.

Meanwhile, we've been celebrating the THREE YEAR ANNIVERSARY of this website! Yay!

If you visit this site often, you probably know that since its launch, I've been harassed, sued, stalked, used and abused. Thank God I resisted the urge to be on all of those reality TV shows. And that Jerry Springer Show with the pornstar that wanted to reveal his secret crush on me. Ugh. That woulda been very bad. So. Glad. I. Skipped. That. One.

One good thing that's come outta this mess?

Now we all know where Karl Rove gets his hair done ... people like to throw champagne at Diddy parties ... I am a klutz that does not look hot in scrubs and stilettos ... I drank more than I shoulda in Vegas (who doesn't?) ... and Paris takes stupid pics when she thinks nobody's looking.

Photo: Friends of Washington Socialites party like it's 1999.