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December 17, 2006

Money, sex or power?


Sex, money and power control this world.

Flip on HBO, Cinemax or, hell, Lifetime Televison for Women and you will see that sex, money and power are at the core of our universe.

But what's life like for someone who lacks money, sex or power?

I feel sorry for the billionaire who can't get laid and the sexy chick with no brain power. And ... the cranky old man who can make men jump with the flip of an eyelid, but has never loved, makes my heart ache. *tear drop*

If you are not having sex, are you prudish or just fuggin' twisted? If you don't vote, are you powerless or apathetic? If you are having a lot of sex, are you a whore or just sore? If you have no money, are you lazy or lacking materialism?

What is going on with the staunchly religious and sexless woman ... and the man so consumed with power that he has never had the chance to enjoy his money? *grinch*

Do you feel compassion for the woman that lacks sexual prowess? Do you feel sad for the man who dances on street corners for change? Do you pity the nation with no power?

If you could only have ONE, which would you choose: Money, sex or power?

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8 Comments:

John Chimpo said...

those are a pretty shallow three options. If that is your worldview of the limit of options, you definitely belong in the cesspool that is America and specifically DC.

December 17, 2006  
WillWestwood said...

life as we know it in this world is of impermanence. none of those three options could ever last beyond this lifetime, at least in a form that would matter to you. so why bendover backwards and further aggravate yourself over what is probably not meant to be. enjoy the moment that you have.

December 18, 2006  
Ugo 7 said...

If I could have it my way--and I will one day--I would have it all--simultaneously. I'd have sex on a bed of C-notes and I'd be on top.


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December 18, 2006  
Twoste said...

I think, in general, people are selfish.

December 18, 2006  
Joseph Ferrara. Sellsius said...

Love.

December 18, 2006  
Phil said...

Is masturbation allowed?

December 18, 2006  
natalie@theliquidmuse.com said...

I'd take power. Money and sex always follow.

December 21, 2006  
Bill C. said...

Very good questions. All of your examples lack balance... of course, as you intended. It's funny how people think that some quality they have or something they own makes them better than someone else, or living a better life... when in reality, the other person values what they have in a way that makes his or her life fulfilling.

Anyway...

I think choosing between money, sex or power depends on what YOU can do with that money sex or power. I would choose sex. Implemented properly, sex IS power, assuming you're having sex with someone that has power. Same thing for money. You don't need money if whomever you're hooking up with is already PAID. :)

Yes, you can get laid by using money or power, but you'd have to be the type of person that gets off on buying sex, not getting it because of your personal charisma or sex appeal.

Also, you can have money, but still nobody will have sex with you... outside of Nevada. :)

December 23, 2006  

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