Hot bang: I'm a 'Blog Babe'

LOL - I have been named May's No. 1 "Most Bangable Blog Babe" ... whodathunkit?! The guy that runs this contest -- and "The Most Bangable Blog Babes" blog -- has been ranking geek-chic chix for a couple of years now. The contest is pretty popular in some web circles.

Gosh, bang it! Thank you, "Blog Babe" man! :-)

'All she does is party and sleep.'

Napoleon set the scene for the "America's Next Top Model" launch party last night. Thrown by The CW Washington and VM Public Relations, this event rocked Adams Morgan to sleep.

Speaking of sleep, "Miss Grace" popped downstairs to check out Napoleon's Parisian champagne bar with "Mr. J" and overheard some partygoers talking about me ... "All she does is party and sleep." (Note: Napoleon woulda said it like this - "Elle ne fait que faire la fete et dormir.")

Well, duh.

Christina Aguilera: Drunk as a skunk

What a Girl Wants? Booze. What a girl needs? To be locked up like a genie in a bottle, baby.

You know I really hate to dish out all the "Dirrty" details about people, but come on! If you are too trashed to walk, don't show up at my playground -- even if you are Christina Aguilera.

Saturday night, after enjoying some fantabulously delicious P.I.N.K. -- a new, snazzy caffeine and guarana-infused vodka -- at the Dodge Mansion in Georgetown, "Ms. Couture" and I headed to Dupont to see our friends at Dragonfly.

A few text messages and a bottle of champagne later, I found myself at Play Lounge ... next to Christina Aguilera.

Now, I know I didn't see her earlier that night at the P.I.N.K. party. And she probably wasn't there since she'd been performing in Baltimore at the 1st Mariner Arena all evening. But she sure was seesawing around like she'd been there, chugged that. That being a bottle of P.I.N.K. vodka ...

Miss Thang couldn't talk clearly enough to say "take me drunk, I'm home." And she couldn't walk any better than a kid who'd just been hit in the head with a kickball. In fact, she was stumbling around like she'd just hopped off a wild merry-go-round. Luckily, she brought along her crutch, er, I mean, husband, Jordan Bratman.

The duo didn't stay very long ... and it was probably a good thing. I mean, not even I can get that hopscotched up in an hour.

Tag, baby. You're it.

Read more of my stuff @ STYLE magazine ...

You say you want a revolution?

I've been blogging (among other things) at RevolutionHealth.com, a new company started by AOL co-founder Steve Case.

We are still developing the site, but you can come on in and see what's up! Right now, I am inviting all my friends early -- before we open it up to the public (later this month). So, you definitely need to check it out before the rest of the world does. ;-)

- Visit the site today at: http://www.revolutionhealth.com/preview?code=DV2y4GcX3v

- After you are in, you can surf the site, rate your doctors and do things like managing your health records. You can also check out my blog: CLUB REV. What is CLUB REV? It is a blog about celeb, health and trends -- like Go-Go Robics, stiletto strength, cardio striptease and hip hop aerobics. Please invite any friends you have that would like to check it out as well. I'd love to hear what you and your pals think. Please post comments. :-) You know I love the blog comments!!

- Oh, dont' forget to add yourself to my network [screenshot of my profile page]! You can do this through my profile page: http://www.revolutionhealth.com/community/people/profile/kelly

I look forward to seeing you there and chatting with you while I'm bloggin'!

And, yes. Blogging counts as work. :-p

To your health!
KAC

P.S. Here is some music to get you in the mood ...

The Beatles - Revolution

Pimps, poseurs, primadonnas ... and bloggers - oh my!

Making a lotta buzz - not a lotta sense in '05 and 06.



Nov. 13, 2006: Washington Post - Live Discussion: Dating in D.C.
Sept. 21, 2006: The Intersection - A Grand Social Experiment
Sept. 26, 2006: WaPo Express - Local Blog Log: New Home for Huge Head
Sept. 22, 2006: Big Head Blog - KAC Socks it to DC Bachelor
Sept. 21, 2006: The Intersection - A Grand Social Experiment
Sept. 20, 2006: The Intersection - Taking the blinders off
Sept. 18, 2006: The Intersection - Not Your Average Science Blogs Post
Sept. 9, 2006: Marty Beckerman - KAC: Too good for us
Aug. 31, 2006: FishBowlDC / MediaBistro - FishBowl Interview: Kelly Ann Collins
Aug. 27, 2006: Big Head Rob - The KAC/Senator Break-Up: Camelot Is Over
Aug. 15, 2006: Washington Post / ReadExpress.com - BAD REDSKINS REVIEW: Is Dan Snyder listening?
July 24, 2006: Circumlocator - circumlocutor to KAC: mea culpa à la mode
July 11, 2006: Circumlocator - Circumlocutor to KAC: Betty Ford Ain't So Bad...
June 29, 2006: Wonkette - Metro Section: More Is Better
June 16, 2006: The Liquid Muse - Kelly Ann Collins, DC Blogger and Socialite
June 15, 2006: Washington Post / ReadExpress.com - Local Blog Log: Airplane Reading
June 15, 2006: Consumerist - Kelly Ann Collins henchman returns
June 9, 2006: Consumerist - Oh Bun Pain!
June 8, 2006: FishbowlDC / MediaBistro
Kelly Ann Collins is "back on the blogosphere in full force ..."
May 25, 2006: Big Head Rob - KAC vs. Cutler: Timeline of Hate
May 24, 2005: Wonkette - KAC teaches the WaPo’s "nightlife amateurs" a thing or two
May 5, 2006: Washington Post / ReadExpress.com - Local Blog Log: Only the happiest haters
May 20, 2005: Washington Post - The New Society Pages
May 20, 2005: Circle V - The Interview
May 20, 2005: Anacostia Diaries - Socialite Wars: Revenge of the People
May 9, 2005: CPMC - WS chasing CPMC?
April 18, 2005: Society of Professional Journalists - KAC on Panel: Is Blogging Journalism?

Photo: Jeff Gannon, KAC, Big Head Rob