Genie hits a bottle, baby

The sporadically updated "City Kelly" blog scoops the Reliable Source (again). Just sayin' ... Anyway, here is a pic of Christina Aguilera and her hubby (taken here in D.C. Saturday night).

Baked: Hugh Arrested

Oh, Hugh. You're so hot. That's why I hate to spill the beans on your latest stunt. But what you did to that photog ... not cool beans. So, how was jail? Oh, I guess it was not a big deal for you ... since you've bean there, done that!

'Get drunk and make bad decisions.'

Arenas Express: Don't leave home without it - especially if you're going to Gilbert Arenas' 25th birthday party ... because somebody's gotta pay when we all "get drunk and make bad decisions."

Read my column about G.A.'s birthday party today @ STYLE ... and enjoy some Vanilla Ice, ice baby ...



A1A Beachfront Avenue ... (via G.A.'s Lamborghini?



More party Arenas party action ...

• Stars shine at Gilbert Arenas Birthday Bash [Kelly Ann Collins / STYLE]
  
• From A-List to Zero: Arenas's Celeb-Rich Bash [WaPo]
  
• Gilbert Arenas Wants His Guests Drunk [AOL Sports]
  

Word to your mutha.

Janet Jackson's hot bod

How did Janet Jackson lose 60 pounds? Watch the video and find out how Janet Jackson lost 60 pounds in a couple of months by ordering in.

Meow, meow ... do the kitty cat!

My favorite burlesque-dancin' gal, Angie Pontani, recently shot a segment for the Discovery Channel Italia with her World Famous Pontani Sisters.

It is currently airing in italy. But if you aren't in Italy, or you are but don't have the Discovery Channel, you can watch it right here, in my profile ... or, in Angie's profile!



I'm excited ... and I LOVE their kitty cat dance, which is in the video. MeOw, mEow!!

Congrats, Sistas!

Paris Hilton: Kicked outta USA for New Years

Paris finally found a New Year's Eve gig ... in Australia.

She's going to help judge a contest to find a new beer-guzzling skank, er, I mean, spokesmodel for Bondi Blonde Beer -- the only beer company that doesn't seem to have a website.

BondiBeer.com just redirects to a myspace page. Uh, kinda weird for a big beer company, no?

D.C. Celeb Report: Take I

People say celebrities don't play in D.C., but that's a bunch of Oscar Mayer baloney.

You don't have to go to Hollywood to cross paths with Rambo, G.I. Jane ... or Alexis Carrington. All you have to do is follow your glam-sniffin' nose (or get a few strategically placed publicists drunk at Cafe Milano).

• Read more of my crazy thoughts @ STYLE
  

Paris Hilton: Ready to ring-in 2007 ...

Enquiring minds want to know ... is Paris Hilton engaged again?



And if so ... who's the unlucky man?



Oh, that would be 21-year-old Stavros Niarchos III, grandson of Stavros Niarchos, the rival of Aristotle Onassis ... and great-grandson of socialite Gloria Guinness.

Beyonce: Wiggin' out?

What the hell is going on with Beyonce's head? Huh>!?! Is Beyonce's head, uh, falling apart? Fix that head, gurl!