Genie hits a bottle, baby

The sporadically updated "City Kelly" blog scoops the Reliable Source (again). Just sayin' ... Anyway, here is a pic of Christina Aguilera and her hubby (taken here in D.C. Saturday night).

Oh my darling, oh my darling

"Oh my darling, oh my darling,
Oh my darling, Britney Spears!
Thou art lost and gone forever
Dreadful sorry, Britney Spears!"




Sing along with the music, folks!

Paris Hilton Autopsy: Good for kids?

Whatever happened to putting a wrecked car on display in the high school parking lot? Ergh. This is just plain odd.

"An interactive Public Service Announcement featuring the graphic display of a tiara-wearing, autopsied Paris Hilton "corpse" with removable innards is designed to warn teenagers of the hazards of underage drinking."

High schools should just provide limos to cart the kids around in ... end of problem.

"Paris Hilton Autopsy," by Daniel Edwards, will be on display at Capla Kesting Fine Art Saturday, May 12 from 6 - 9 p.m.

Flavor Flav says ...

"I'm a real big celebrity. I'm this megastar. "

'Get drunk and make bad decisions.'

Arenas Express: Don't leave home without it - especially if you're going to Gilbert Arenas' 25th birthday party ... because somebody's gotta pay when we all "get drunk and make bad decisions."

Read my column about G.A.'s birthday party today @ STYLE ... and enjoy some Vanilla Ice, ice baby ...



A1A Beachfront Avenue ... (via G.A.'s Lamborghini?



More party Arenas party action ...

• Stars shine at Gilbert Arenas Birthday Bash [Kelly Ann Collins / STYLE]
  
• From A-List to Zero: Arenas's Celeb-Rich Bash [WaPo]
  
• Gilbert Arenas Wants His Guests Drunk [AOL Sports]
  

Word to your mutha.

Ohmaalord. Yahoo! is pimpin' my party

Folks, be careful what you post online. It might just end up on Yahoo!.

I was surfing along and totally wiped out when I saw myself, all champagned-up, acting like fool in the Yahoo! New Year's Eve section.

Then I choked on my Odwalla pumpkin protein drink when I found even more pics of my glitteratied rear, promoting other holiday events (at restaurants and hotels where I've had, or attended, parties).

"Seriously, KAC (yes, lots of people do call me 'KAC' IRL), what were you thinking?" my friend Dano* asked.

"Geesh, I guess I was thinking that IndeBleu's Tantra Lounge is a fun place to party?" I said in a not-so-smooth answer to his interrogation. But coming from a guy who used to go by Dano Diamond*, and wear blingin' ice around his neck, I didn't feel like I owed a real explanation.

"Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
and never brought to mind ?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
and auld lang syne ?"

Well, one thing I was definitely not thinking about was the possibility that Yahoo! would pimp my ass out one year later in the name of holiday ad revenue via page views.

Pfft.

While we are on the big '007 topic ... what's your resolution?

Mine is ... never drink ... ever again. And if I do, I'll try to gracefully duck when I sense a camera flash coming.

*Names have been changed to protect the guilty.