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May 07, 2007

The Hilton suite, please.



Paris Hilton's jail suite will not be as hot as, say, a suite at the Hilton in Paris. It will also not be as hot as the restrooms at Club Paris, where the owner fired Ms. Hilton earlier this year -- and is currently looking for her replacement a la a reality TV show (which will, unfortunately, not air until after Paris has served her sentence and is released from the Century Regional Detention Facility). Quelle dommage! (I'm sure her jailmates woulda loved watching it with her.)

Perez Hilton, eat your heart out.

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May 01, 2007

Genie hits a bottle, baby



The sporadically updated "City Kelly" blog scoops the Reliable Source (again). Just sayin' ... Anyway, here is a pic of Christina Aguilera and her hubby (taken here in D.C. Saturday night).

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April 30, 2007

Christina Aguilera: Drunk as a skunk



What a Girl Wants? Booze. What a girl needs? To be locked up like a genie in a bottle, baby.

You know I really hate to dish out all the "Dirrty" details about people, but come on! If you are too trashed to walk, don't show up at my playground -- even if you are Christina Aguilera.

Saturday night, after enjoying some fantabulously delicious P.I.N.K. -- a new, snazzy caffeine and guarana-infused vodka -- at the Dodge Mansion in Georgetown, "Ms. Couture" and I headed to Dupont to see our friends at Dragonfly.

A few text messages and a bottle of champagne later, I found myself at Play Lounge ... next to Christina Aguilera.

Now, I know I didn't see her earlier that night at the P.I.N.K. party. And she probably wasn't there since she'd been performing in Baltimore at the 1st Mariner Arena all evening. But she sure was seesawing around like she'd been there, chugged that. That being a bottle of P.I.N.K. vodka ...

Miss Thang couldn't talk clearly enough to say "take me drunk, I'm home." And she couldn't walk any better than a kid who'd just been hit in the head with a kickball. In fact, she was stumbling around like she'd just hopped off a wild merry-go-round. Luckily, she brought along her crutch, er, I mean, husband, Jordan Bratman.

The duo didn't stay very long ... and it was probably a good thing. I mean, not even I can get that hopscotched up in an hour.

Tag, baby. You're it.

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