The Hilton suite, please.

Paris Hilton's jail suite will not be as hot as, say, a suite at the Hilton in Paris. It will also not be as hot as the restrooms at Club Paris, where the owner fired Ms. Hilton earlier this year -- and is currently looking for her replacement a la a reality TV show (which will, unfortunately, not air until after Paris has served her sentence and is released from the Century Regional Detention Facility). Quelle dommage! (I'm sure her jailmates woulda loved watching it with her.)

Perez Hilton, eat your heart out.

Paris is a courtroom fashion faux pas

I don't care that Paris will start serving her 45-day sentence at the Century Regional Detention Facility on June 5 for violating her probation sentence for reckless driving. I just care about:

• the stupid headband she wore to court
• the fact that her jacket is not lined.
  

One word: tacky.

"And this will forever be known as 'the greatest day ever' until something better happens." - Jenny, idontlikeyouinthatway.com

See more photos here: Paris Hilton: 45 DAYS IN JAIL!!!

Genie hits a bottle, baby

The sporadically updated "City Kelly" blog scoops the Reliable Source (again). Just sayin' ... Anyway, here is a pic of Christina Aguilera and her hubby (taken here in D.C. Saturday night).

Oh my darling, oh my darling

"Oh my darling, oh my darling,
Oh my darling, Britney Spears!
Thou art lost and gone forever
Dreadful sorry, Britney Spears!"




Sing along with the music, folks!

Blog rage, baybee. Blog rage.

And that's what it's really like to be a gossip blogger.