The Hilton suite, please.

Paris Hilton's jail suite will not be as hot as, say, a suite at the Hilton in Paris. It will also not be as hot as the restrooms at Club Paris, where the owner fired Ms. Hilton earlier this year -- and is currently looking for her replacement a la a reality TV show (which will, unfortunately, not air until after Paris has served her sentence and is released from the Century Regional Detention Facility). Quelle dommage! (I'm sure her jailmates woulda loved watching it with her.)
Perez Hilton, eat your heart out.
Labels: drunk as a skunk, gossip that's what's for dinner, jailbirds go tweet, like skank me out, paris hilton, perez hilton
