Mile-high clubbery ...

This weekend we celebrated FLY's one-year anniversary (or, as I called it ... baby's first birthday). Congrats to all of my favorite co-pilots, flight attendants, skydivers, air traffic controllers and passengers. Cheers!

Paris is a courtroom fashion faux pas

I don't care that Paris will start serving her 45-day sentence at the Century Regional Detention Facility on June 5 for violating her probation sentence for reckless driving. I just care about:

• the stupid headband she wore to court
• the fact that her jacket is not lined.
  

One word: tacky.

"And this will forever be known as 'the greatest day ever' until something better happens." - Jenny, idontlikeyouinthatway.com

See more photos here: Paris Hilton: 45 DAYS IN JAIL!!!