Here is the gal (Jaime Wright) that Paris picked to be the 2007 Bondi Blonde Beer babe on Jan 1 at Bondi Beach in Oz.
I think Bondi Blonde Beer should've picked a guy as its new face ... Mr. Bondi Blonde Bond '007. Just sayin'.
Oh, and did you know that Ms. Hilton skipped out on her hamburger tab at a cafe in Sydney? Yep. She did. Can someone say "clueless?"
Since that $9.80 fax pas, staffers at the restaurant have been joking that they could make a fortune by putting the leftover hamburger up for auction on ebay. I wouldn't pay 8 cents for it.
Wait ... is Paris hiding her beer in that pic? And ... are that girl's boobs fake or not? They look a little melon-ish.
Folks, be careful what you post online. It might just end up on Yahoo!.
I was surfing along and totally wiped out when I saw myself, all champagned-up, acting like fool in the Yahoo! New Year's Eve section.
Then I choked on my Odwalla pumpkin protein drink when I found even more pics of my glitteratied rear, promoting other holiday events (at restaurants and hotels where I've had, or attended, parties).
"Seriously, KAC (yes, lots of people do call me 'KAC' IRL), what were you thinking?" my friend Dano* asked.
"Geesh, I guess I was thinking that IndeBleu's Tantra Lounge is a fun place to party?" I said in a not-so-smooth answer to his interrogation. But coming from a guy who used to go by Dano Diamond*, and wear blingin' ice around his neck, I didn't feel like I owed a real explanation.
"Should auld acquaintance be forgot, and never brought to mind ? Should auld acquaintance be forgot, and auld lang syne ?"
Well, one thing I was definitely not thinking about was the possibility that Yahoo! would pimp my ass out one year later in the name of holiday ad revenue via page views.
Pfft.
While we are on the big '007 topic ... what's your resolution?
Mine is ... never drink ... ever again. And if I do, I'll try to gracefully duck when I sense a camera flash coming.
Paris finally found a New Year's Eve gig ... in Australia.
She's going to help judge a contest to find a new beer-guzzling skank, er, I mean, spokesmodel for Bondi Blonde Beer -- the only beer company that doesn't seem to have a website.
BondiBeer.com just redirects to a myspace page. Uh, kinda weird for a big beer company, no?
So, I learned that Paris Hilton is outta work this New Year's Eve. What? Nobody wanted to skank in the new year? Aww. Too bad.
In other news ...
Some changes are coming in 2007 for the old KAC site, which will be down soonfor a redesign.
Meanwhile, we've been celebrating the THREE YEAR ANNIVERSARY of this website! Yay!
If you visit this site often, you probably know that since its launch, I've been harassed, sued, stalked, used and abused. Thank God I resisted the urge to be on all of those reality TV shows. And that Jerry Springer Show with the pornstar that wanted to reveal his secret crush on me. Ugh. That woulda been very bad. So. Glad. I. Skipped. That. One.
Yeah. I know ... When I'm tan, I do look like Geraldo's long lost daughter, er, I mean, wife.
Other things we discovered through WS.com and KAC.com ...
In the name of charity, I put myself up for auction ... and one of my Internet stalkers called in a bid -- and won me. UGHGHGH!
Ugh. Remember when I dated that idiot that got that stupid coffee maker for me? (I wrote that post and *had to brag* about him in because he was upset that I hadn't mentioned him on my blog. Blecch! "my boyfriend, my boyfriend, blaaahh!" I was too nice back then.
Blog Log. That's hot. So are the KAC readers on Blog Log (check them out, in the right-hand column). I just started that and need to add more readers to the community ... promise I will get to it soon!
I'm an online (yet totally offline) gal that doesn't deny being a deeply shallow extroverted introvert who is addicted to sleep, champagne, iced soy caramel macchiatos, high heels ... and the euphoric feeling that only a true adrenal rush can elicit.
