Christina Aguilera: Drunk as a skunk

What a Girl Wants? Booze. What a girl needs? To be locked up like a genie in a bottle, baby.

You know I really hate to dish out all the "Dirrty" details about people, but come on! If you are too trashed to walk, don't show up at my playground -- even if you are Christina Aguilera.

Saturday night, after enjoying some fantabulously delicious P.I.N.K. -- a new, snazzy caffeine and guarana-infused vodka -- at the Dodge Mansion in Georgetown, "Ms. Couture" and I headed to Dupont to see our friends at Dragonfly.

A few text messages and a bottle of champagne later, I found myself at Play Lounge ... next to Christina Aguilera.

Now, I know I didn't see her earlier that night at the P.I.N.K. party. And she probably wasn't there since she'd been performing in Baltimore at the 1st Mariner Arena all evening. But she sure was seesawing around like she'd been there, chugged that. That being a bottle of P.I.N.K. vodka ...

Miss Thang couldn't talk clearly enough to say "take me drunk, I'm home." And she couldn't walk any better than a kid who'd just been hit in the head with a kickball. In fact, she was stumbling around like she'd just hopped off a wild merry-go-round. Luckily, she brought along her crutch, er, I mean, husband, Jordan Bratman.

The duo didn't stay very long ... and it was probably a good thing. I mean, not even I can get that hopscotched up in an hour.

Tag, baby. You're it.

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NYC: Fashion for food

If you are in New York, here's a fun event ...

Action Against Hunger's "Celebrity Kick-Off"
Join celebrity chefs and independent fashion designers who've custom-designed chef jackets, which will be auctioned off as models take to the catwalk.

What: This is the "kick-off" event to launch Action Against Hunger's national "Restaurants Against Hunger campaign" for 2007.
When: 7 p.m., Thursday, April 12
Where: The Altman Building - 135 West 18th Street, NYC
Why: Amazing food, drink, desserts, DJs and models ... all for a worthy cause.

For more info, or to buy tickets, visit: Action for Hunger.

I first learned about this organization on a train from DC to NYC where I met an Action for Hunger activist. It's a great organization, so I hope you NYCers can make it out!