Blog rage, baybee. Blog rage.

And that's what it's really like to be a gossip blogger.

Remember Todd?

Got an email -- and another marriage proposal -- today from Todd, the comedian who says I am the sole key to his happiness:

"I don't want to pressure you, but I really think you are the sole key to all my happiness."

If you read my old Washington Socialites blog, you might know what I am talking about. Umm, or you might not. Anyway, Todd has been asking me to be his wife for about four years now. But, I've discovered, that's his line with all the ladies. (The cold, hard proof is in the video.)

Yep, you're one step closer to being my future something, Mr. Kung Fu man ... future ex-fake fiancee! *whip*

Hold all my calls. I'm blogging.

[Phil Tube]